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Dagens roliga historia!!

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ”Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?” Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, ”Honey, please…just one more time before die.” She says, ”Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. ”Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…” At this point the wife sits up and says,”Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don’t!”

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8 svar

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA så jävla bra.

    12 december, 2010 kl. 10:43

  2. Så grym hon var mot mannen. Kramiz

    12 december, 2010 kl. 07:28

  3. En iskall brud alltså…… 🙂

    Svar: Svärdotter och liten kille är i Dubai just nu. Hon börjar jobba i Januari, sedan får dom hålla sig hemma 😉

    12 december, 2010 kl. 04:39

  4. Jag förstod nästan det. Men egentligen var det en rotorisk fråga. ´:-D

    12 december, 2010 kl. 04:18

  5. Nightmare

    ha ha bra historia..typiskt kvinnor bara tänka på sig själva 😉

    12 december, 2010 kl. 04:03

    • Nightmare: Du måste ju se hennes sida av saken. Det var ju iaf hon som skulle gå upp 🙂

      12 december, 2010 kl. 06:45

  6. Hahaha =)

    Man kan lita på dig. Du ser till att jag får ett gapskratt när jag behöver det ^^

    Kram

    ps. jag har lagt ut recept på julkorven

    12 december, 2010 kl. 03:03

  7. Åh, var får du allt ifrån? Galning! 😀

    Kram/Gilla

    12 december, 2010 kl. 02:52

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